He’s got an enlarged testicle and random bursts of x-ray vision, and somehow it’s her fault?

(from Fiction Warehouse)

Lizzie: “The cat is in a box, and he’s either dead or alive, but nobody knows which until they look inside the box. Until he’s observed, the cat is trapped in a quantum purgatory, unable to move on.”

Dylan: “You could leave him there for a couple weeks. Then you’d know for sure.”

Dylan’s strange ailments are merely metaphorical symptoms for his relationship with the possesive and oddly flighty Lillie. Is it drawn broadly? Oh yes, but it’s funny and unpredictable, too. You can read it here.