Peter Vaeth, "The Amazing Choir"

Father promises a fun surprise! But if it’s not a circus, what are they waiting in the mud and rain to see?

(from Pindeldyboz, issue 4)

I’ll tell you what they are waiting to see. A not so amazing choir. Yawn. A few paragraphs in, I no longer cared about this story. I wished to be free of its simplified characters. I longed to sprint from its trudging pace. Yet I kept reading. Why? Well, for one thing, I read short stories. It’s what I do, here. Also, I knew there weren’t too many pages to go. Lastly, for whatever it’s worth, I really wanted to know what the stupid surprise was. Short of a fucking ninja rhinoceros, I knew it wouldn’t bail out the preceding pages. But, I figured there was no way it would be a choir, because, like, it’s the title. But yep. There’s the choir and, here’s a spoiler: All the father-son teams are gathered there to throw fruit at the singers.

“The Amazing Choir” is
The Lottery” as presented by Nerf.

Hey, look at this. The same author once did a poem about clowns. Peter Vaeth and I are very, very different people.

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