A guy recounts he failed marriages.

(from Stories in the Worst Way)

Okay, what the hell did I just read? The guy lists his ex-wives — the one he got along with, the drunk, the one who used to live above him — but it’s all vague and puzzling. I like that the upstairs neighbor follows him around the apartment, but in general I don’t know what’s going on. That’s cool though.
You read it here and tell me.