Eleven steps toward breaking it off right.

(from Shenandoah, Vol. 55, #2)

Ten. Write a note on very nice paper. Make it simple. Dear Henry, I have loved you completely. Be too hurt to sign your name.
Short, clever, funny and kinda touching. I mean, was it a story? Yes! Just inside the chalk! Very cool. I wish I could find this online, but no dice. Looks like Katherine Taylor, who has always been very nice to I Read A Short Story Today, will be putting out a novel in 2007 also called Rules for Saying Goodbye. (At least that’s what it says here.)

Paul Simon, “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover”